BUY $GRUMPY STAY GRUMPY
Grumpy Cat beside a nearly empty dinner bowl
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GRUMPY CAT — 001 / ∞
A COMPLETELY REASONABLE REACTION

HE'S NOT
ANGRY.
HE HAS HIS
REASONS.

Every bad mood has a story.

FIND OUT WHY
CURRENT MOOD
UNACCEPTABLE.BOWL STATUS / EMPTY. AGAIN.
NOT A BAD ATTITUDE.AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION ↗
THERE'S ALWAYS A REASON. THERE'S ALWAYS A REASON.
THE EVIDENCE BEGINS BELOW↓
CASE STUDIES / 01—04

THE
INCIDENTS.

Every single one was personal.

Another cat sleeps in Grumpy's bed while he glares beside it
INCIDENT #01 / THE TERRITORY VIOLATION

HE TOOK
MY BED.

His bed. His house. The audacity.

01 / 04
Grumpy is ignored while a woman pets the dog
INCIDENT #02 / BLATANT BETRAYAL

THE DOG
GOT PET.

Grumpy was right there.

02 / 04
Grumpy looks at his bowl containing only three pieces of kibble
INCIDENT #03 / DINNER, ALLEGEDLY
THREE.THREE
PIECES.

THIS IS
DINNER?

03 / 04
Grumpy watches rain ruin his plans through a window
INCIDENT #04 / WEATHER-RELATED GRIEVANCE

OF COURSE
IT'S RAINING.

He was going to judge the neighbors.

04 / 04
Extreme close-up of Grumpy's permanently unimpressed faceSUBJECT 001 / LIVE READING

CURRENT
MOOD:

UNACCEPTABLE.THIS IS HIS GOOD SIDE. ↗
THE CAT BEHIND THE COMPLAINTS

MEET
GRUMPY.

Grumpy Cat staring down an almost empty food bowl
FAVORITE HOBBYJUDGING.
TOLERANCE FOR NONSENSE0%.
BIGGEST ENEMYEMPTY
BOWLS.
CURRENT STATUSOFFENDED.

Some cats chase lasers. Grumpy spends his time silently judging everyone in the room.

ADDITIONAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

THE FILE
GOES ON.

A dog receives a treat while Grumpy watches
05 / THOSE ARE MY TREATS.
NO
APOLOGIES.
Grumpy glaring at the rainy window
06 / OUTSIDE IS WET.
Grumpy Cat original branded banner
07 / THE FACE SAYS IT ALL.
LIVE READING / SUBJECT 001WARNING: PATIENCE CRITICALLY LOW

THE GRUMP
SCALE.

Grumpy judges a nearly empty food bowl
CURRENT LEVEL / 04 OF 04ABSOLUTELY DONE

He has seen enough. The bowl was empty again.

FOUR NON-NEGOTIABLES

THE GRUMPY
RULES.

01If the bowl looks empty, it is empty.

02If another pet gets attention, that is betrayal.

03If someone is in your bed, stare until they understand.

04Never smile. It encourages people.

Grumpy glares beside the bed that was taken from him
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT / ALWAYS OPEN

STAY
GRUMPY.

Permanently unimpressed.

A FEW QUESTIONS

GRUMPY
FAQ.

The bed was stolen, the dog got attention, and dinner was three kibbles. You'd be grumpy too.